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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

08.06.2025 00:35

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

True - how I loved my mum!

What do you mean son?

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

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What! how could you do that?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

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“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

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Do you know what she said mum?